Box Animals

The king of the jungle.

The top of the food chain.

Its what every animal dreams about, but rarely does one do something about it.

I want to tell you about a unique wild little kitten, who lives in a land called Box Animals, a strange and wild place where every animal is carnivorous and shaped like a box. Seriously. It is a freakin’ zoo out there. He is unique because he is on the hunt to be king. He plans to rule a kingdom that controls every safari and jungle of the world. This little cat wants to dominate every beast and every insect in the Box Animal kingdom.

The funny thing is when you look at the animal kingdom now, this cat is on the bottom of the food chain. The bottom. This kitten is far from being the king of any safari, jungle or any beast. Right now, there are squirrels bigger than him and everyone just thinks of him as grub.

But don’t worry, this baby cat has more than just wild dreams. Like I said, this kitten is a beast and so he has done some research. He learned that Box Animals is not democracy. Therefore, politics and popularity will not make him the ruler of any safari or jungle. He learned that in the wild world of Box Animals the only thing that matters is size. Basically, this little kitten has to hunt and eat his way there.

On this wild safari he will hunt many strange and wild beasts- carnivorous zebras, big fat cats, and mutant squirrels. How can he survive? Not only has he done his research, he has a plan. Its a zoo out there so I hope you follow it. If you don’t, this little kitten will be going home in a box. We don’t want that.