Rockin Goat

A small town is reeling today in what residents describe as the most inexplicable series of events they’ve ever seen. At approximately 10AM, a goat, sporting a leather jacket and orange dyed hair, made a daring farm escape by ramming through a fence and knocking down several bystanders in broad daylight. He was trailed by an oversized Rooster, who wobbled close behind in designer shades and a vintage tuxedo/jacket get up. They have not been seen or heard from since.

When reached for comment, the farm owner stated only that these two animals had been a problem for quite some time, and his repeated warnings to law enforcement fell on deaf ears. “I warned them – they wouldn’t listen.” “That damn Goat,” he continued, “his name is Elwood. He’s got a real attitude problem and has caused nothing but trouble for years. And that sideshow Rooster friend his, that’s Cluck McGee. Another scoundrel of an animal who gives this farm, and this city for that matter, a bad name. All they ever did was play loud rock music until all hours of the night and throw raging parties.”